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It’s time for a day off. Talking your boss into giving it to you should take surprisingly little effort, too! While you’ve got their ear, you may also want to mention an item that’s been on your professional wish list for a while: a better schedule. If it all works out, you may be able to find a way to work from home permanently. You can pull it off faster than you’d imagined.
wtf horoscope
You know how you get when there’s a full moon: emotional, wistful, nostalgic — and extremely romantic. That’s no coincidence, and it’s not going to change. This time out, you’re also going to be full of energy, and quite ready to take off in pursuit of the one you adore. Better dress warm. Who knows where the chase will lead — and who cares? It’s sure to be fun under the moonlight.
it’s been a while since i posted a horoscope, and nothing can really top the other ones, but i loled at this one. i love how horoscopes always have a central metaphor that makes no sense.
Mata Hari has temporarily set up shop at your place, and she’s doing all of her deals from your phone or email — in your voice or handwriting. Now that you know, you’ll expect what tumbles out of your mouth to be extremely seductive, intriguing and passionate. The thing is, your sweetie won’t be expecting the same, and may feel overwhelmed. What to do? Well, if it’s the good kind of passion, have at it. If it’s the other kind, force yourself to be gentle.
libra horoscope for jan 7, 2010, courtesy nyuhome
Remember how you ordered that value meal of fun, laughter and romance? Well, the stars have just supersized it — and thrown in some dessert and a free drink for the heck of it. What do you do when your plate is heaped this full? Why, share the wealth, of course. Call up your friends, family and cohorts and spread the joy. Don’t worry about running out — there’s more than enough of this stuff to go around.
libra horoscope for aug 27, 2009, courtesy nyuhome