WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELLING POTION
did arthur just say it would please him to see merlin in the stocks, while he wasn’t wearing any pants

WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SMELLING POTION
ok so what have we got:
- the cast ships merthur
- 90% of the characters in the show, regulars and guest characters, ship merthur
- among them a giant, computer animated dragon its only purpose it is to ship merthur
- media allies like cultbox and digital spy ship merthur
- the writers ship merthur like hell, unconsciously
- merlinofficial ships merthur
- google ships merthur
- and the fans… well no need to explain.
so who’s left to be convert to our column
- bbc
- johnny and julian
Anyone else notice that even the official Merlin twitter ships them!
did arthur just say it would please him to see merlin in the stocks, while he wasn’t wearing any pants

They should make a Merlin theme park
and it should have a lake
where you can throw in a coin
and a naked Santiago Cabrera will come out.
Yes.
dying
NO, IT’S COOL, I DON’T NEED HELP WITH MY GIANT FUCKING CART OR ANYTHING. IT’S NOT LIKE ARTHUR ONLY GAVE ME 12 HOURS TO PACK ON PAIN OF DEATH, WHICH HE UNDERLINED FOUR TIMES IN THE NOTE. DO YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO BUBBLE WRAP GOBLETS WITH THAT KIND OF ANXIETY. DUDE WOULDN’T EVEN LET ME TAKE A HORSE. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW I JACKED EVERY FLOWER POT IN THE CASTLE. NOTHING WILL EVER SMELL NICE AGAIN. BUT WHATEVER, JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK WOUNDED, SCARFY. YOU’LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THE MAGIC. BET YOU WON’T EVEN GET A CART.