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wat is my life

  • Mom: 我们在 Costco 忘掉买一只鸡了!
  • David: Mom, you forgot to get tequila??
david: ERIC THIS BOARD GAME TITLE IS NOT RACIST AT ALL. me:  idgi david:  it’s called chang cheng me:  that means great wall DAVID david:  o.o. @ me me:  ia.

david: ERIC THIS BOARD GAME TITLE IS NOT RACIST AT ALL.

me:  idgi

david:  it’s called chang cheng

me:  that means great wall DAVID

david:  o.
o. @ me

me:  ia.

thx 4 the t-rex david~ View high resolution

thx 4 the t-rex david~

  • David Zhang: eric mom's lying on the floor in the dark talking in chinese
  • David Zhang: what has her life come to
  • Eric Zhang: LOL
  • Eric Zhang: LOL
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  • Mom: You should marry a Korean girl so she can cook Korean food for you.
  • David: Yeah, I'll impress her with my Starcraft skills.
  • Mom: ????
  • David: Google Maps and the GPS give different directions.
  • Mom, pointing to printed directions: Is that Google Maps?
  • David: Yes.
  • Mom, pointing to GPS: Then what's that?
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I’ve never seen you prepare for exams like I see you prepare for Dream Wizards*!

mom, to dz

*where my brother goes to play magic: the gathering

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Getting a McRib.
david zhang

WHOAAAA

  • Me: Remember, it played on the radio that time we went to Baltimore, and I was like, "Who is this? Because they're AWESOME." And then I found out it was Willow Smith.
  • DZ: Get it? Because her dad's name is WILL Smith!
  • Me: Yeah, tell that to Jaden Smith. ...WAIT! His mom's name is JADA Smith! WHOAAAAAA
  • DZ: DID YOU JUST BLOW YOUR OWN MIND BECAUSE YOU BLEW MINE
  • David: What are you eating?
  • Me: Vagina.
  • David: But Eric, you're not straight!
  • Me: Neither are lesbians and they eat vagina.